With the Santa CrawlOver for this year , let me tell you one thing…I am so glad it is over!
OK so here we go, The night started out with a few small rides and nothing really gets going until about 9:30,I get a call to pickup 4 girls going to downtown, good conversation and then it turns 180 degrees to whats the wildest thing that has ever happened in your cab? So I tell them the standard line of IDK you have not done it yet, so the one in the back commences to remove all of her clothes and proceeds to get in my lap while I’m driving! Holy Shit, this chick was HOT So I am trying to maintain my lanes and the girls are taking pictures, Yes it was wild…………Nothing happened past that but i could tell I was in for a wild and long night..girls if you can please send me those pics 
Mostly good fun people to this point at 12:00am when all the Santa’s meet at the arch downtown, the streets are still filled with drunk crawlers, I mean filled , I cannot go 20 feet without being hailed down, people are starting to get desperate at this point and waiving money around, I get to the legacy and I see a girl in a wheelchair ,well since that is the type of van I have [a wheelchair access van] I stop to pick her up, when this drunk asshole grabs the door and says this is our ride and were taking it, I replied no sir I am here for the wheel chair and he starts saying fuck you I am taking it so I step out and he thinks I am not going to do anything….WRONG I push him back and he takes a stance and swings at me, well let me tell you it is easy to avoid a drunks swing, so I just push him back and he falls..his friends grab him and insure him that if he does it again he will most likely end up in jail or the hospital, not in those nice terms but you get it….
So I go to the wheel chair girl and I notice Security with her and she is slumped over puking her guts out, A lady is there saying she is fine and I need to take her, well I am not taking a puking girl as they are the worse, they never eat and there puke is corrosive and hard to clean! So i tell them she needs an ambulance not a cab! the lady says I have a $20 if you take her, i said not enough maybe $200, and the girl starts puking again and I say later I am out of here.
OK so now I am trolling as there is a 4 hour wait for a cab and all I see are have naked women flashing me to get me to pick them up, kinda liking this,so I start picking out the hottest ones, so girls but I am a guy………
the rest of the night went pretty smooth with no other incidents other than I got a ton of phones numbers just thrown at me and a few new personals…..
all in all a very awesome night!
